Looking for the perfect summer home to raise your larvae in peace and chew your way through life’s finer things? Welcome to 69 ½ Fairmont Street, East Arlington’s most exclusive seasonal hornet’s nest rental!

🛠 NEW CONSTRUCTION (2024 MODEL)
Expertly crafted from locally sourced wood pulp and premium-grade wasp saliva, this handcrafted egg-shaped nest boasts 4 spacious, open-celled tiers—perfect for queens, drones, sterile daughters, and the entire larval crew.

🚪 SECURE SINGLE ENTRY
The conveniently placed bottom-access door ensures easy ingress for foragers while maintaining a “No Bears or Beekeepers” vibe. Keep your colony safe while you buzz in style.

🌳 LOCATION, LOCATION, POLLINATION
Nestled under the eaves of a peaceful duplex, your human co-tenants are delightfully oblivious to aerial dramas. Close to Magnolia Park, local gardens, and overflowing compost bins, your family will dine like royalty on aphids, fruit rinds, and discarded sandwich meats.

🛋 OUTDOOR ENTERTAINMENT SPACE
Enjoy the shady backyard with plenty of room for group intimidation flights or solo mid-air meditation. Whether you’re throwing a pheromone party or just fanning your queen, this yard is your canvas.

🧼 LOVINGLY MAINTAINED
Last swarm reports the interior was “buzzingly clean” and the papery walls “structurally sound and acoustically delightful.” No spider infestations to report—just pure stinger real estate.

💸 RENT: $4,200/mo
Includes water (when it rains), air (abundant), and territorial airspace.
First + Security + Half Broker’s Fee required. No termites. No bats. No Dans. No exceptions.

🐝 THIS IS A MUST-SEE FOR ANY DISCERNING SWARM!
Apply now before some yellowjackets swoop in and ruin everything.
Contact us at: admin@stingnstay.com